Tuesday is Release Day

I wonder who decided that TUESDAY was going to be the day that new music, new movies , new swag and all that jazz would be  thrown at you like flying pies.

(gonna google now...that did not work at all lol)

I feel like i need to save my lunch money all week provided by myself 

(because I am an adult)

Just so that i can be ready for Tuesday

Even tho the internet provides other alternatives in which you most things could be free...dun dun dun

LOLAWOLF 

just came out with a full album today and i am currently jamming to it

you should too!

ZOE KRAVITZ is amazing!

I have to shit brb

Anyways listen to Lolawolf:

Also one of my fave vloggers just came out with a book today

Grace Helbig! I ordered my copy on amazon so now i have to wait until i get back from Chicago to read noooo! 

Grace Helbig

O M G

I saw Femme, Eliphant and Charlie XCX last week

One of the best shows i have attended in a hot minute 

(besides ACL that shit was fun as fuck!)

Enjoy the following pics bitchachos:

Tanya makes a pretty bomb breakfast
because broke rich equals home cooked meals
we are so about that life!

First things first #thirsty for a #brew

Tanya being Tanya

It also went from hot sticky balls to brr shriveled up balls:

Got muddy for Iggy Azaela and I still didn't get to see that ass doe.

Interpol had me like...

jafgjkshfkh

Then this guy totally bombed us at Major Lazer

Major Lazer killed it!
Side story: they hit me boob with a complimentary 
major lazer whistle.
#honored

MO
Reminds me of Sporty Spice
&
SHE WAS AWESOME!!

We deff ate like champions:

be jelaous
$2.00 mimosas bitchessss

So we heard about a place that made some rich ass coffee and we checked it out

Summer Moon in ATX

The best cup of mocha moon latte i have ever had in my LIFE son!
(don't mind my awesome respectable nails)

Then there was this place with the butter coffee

I dug their style a lot 

I personally did not like the coffee as much but everyone has a different palette 

PIKNIC

Excuse me while i shit myself after this butter coffee

And then she did this:

This girl is so against trends lol that she started her own
Get on with yo bad self!
(I'm a supportive friend according to my face)

Then back in the H at Fitz!

FEMME

ELIPHANT

Charli XCX

This weekend is CHICAGO time!

I am flying with Spirit Airlines for the first time ever so we will see how that experience goes down. I've heard both great and bad things but i guess you have to keep a balance eh!

SAYONARA

Wednesday Window Net Shopping

Wednesday Bitches

I am at work not Working

Its not because I have bad work ethic or anything

I just

DGAF

Bosses are out of town and it feels wonderful

NO yelling and screaming im almost meditating without meditating

I know what you are thinking if I am this miserable why not get a different job lawl

in time hush puppies in time

I got a coffee maker last night had coffee for dinner

coffee for breakfast

#weaksauce

Anyways my sister sent me a link to River Island 

Up until 8:45am today I did not know about #RI 

They have this Gold Mule shoes 

That my feet ache for 

#sexual 

i know.

Gold Metallic Mule Shoes
<3

Now the other day at a tasting in #CentralMarket

I saw this woman with these Peach color Jelly Heel Sandals

I was like bitch is throwed

Found some on #RI

#eatyourheartout

Pink Glitter Block Heel Shoes
<3

If I wasnt suck a Klutz 

I would deff buy more platforms and look awesome duh.

Orange Abstract Flatform Sandals

On the Nail Front

I finally gave Nail Wraps a go 

& 

I Frikin love it!

Its so easy and mess free

I gave Sally Hansen a go because they were affordable 

at Target for $5.49 and 10 days of looking #phresh

Can't beat that!

Sally Hansen
Under the Sea

Sally Hansen
Black and White Stripes

The Target's in Houston are out of cool ones

So now i need to hunt them at CVS and Wal Mart

(last resort obvi)

Black and White
Anything

Ok I just raided through the NCLA website 

I wish I could buy all of them!

If only I was a Rich Bitch

Some of my faves follow:

Pink Flamingos
(online only)

Blanche and Noir

Fly me away

Siiiiiigh

Man its Friday and I wanna sleep for dayssss

Yo Yo Yo

It's Friday

I would love to update you guys on a few things in my life

 but first things first...

Yeah Yeah Yeah's

Rich

Take a look at these wedges that I found on Etsy 

that are totally not my size soooo

but if you are a size 7.5 then be my guest buy them and love them

they will love you back in your IG pictures 

Vintage Leather Wedges

This weekend don't miss out on

Buffalo Bayou's Spring Fair

I will be volunteering so come see my face!

beer.beer,beer

Saturday May 24th 6-9pm

So last weekend the HCWE art show went down at the H

Here are a few things that happened all from my POV

First we arrived to third ward and saw this beauty 

#houston at its finest

All the artsy fartsy's came out to play and it was FUN

#itsnotDioritsGabyoh

You should know I had to improvise since 

I was totally unprepared I had no business cards but I did have

 a gold sharpie and a Dior bag

#gabyoh

#spraypaintinginaction

oh and here is a pic of my friends having a blast

#busted

#getit

Hanging ten
with
#missDior #melissa

Then we left with this view

Houston rocking it at Night



Also before I forget
Kick Ball
is friking BACK!






Kick Ball 
has changed to a new location since
Herman Park has gotten crazy with parking
We will be trying out 
Tanglewood Bark Park
on Bering and Woodway
Holla if you need any extra info 
Sunday May 25th,2014
11am sharp!

(im a punctual wannabe rich bitch, ok)

OMG my sister finds out if shes having a boy or a girl today!

I AM SO EXCITED CAN YOU TELL?

me

When my sister tells me #pregnantgirl things like 

OMG the baby kicked and it feels weird 

this is my reaction face that Scott got down quite well

bae Scott 

SAYONARA BITCHACHOS

weekends be like...

My weekend hueva:

Oh Happy Cinco de Mayo Bitchachos

3BallMTY 

Intentalo

I will be sipping on Dosaritas all night after my run with friends at city center!

So let me just say that

If I was a Rich Bitch 

I would hire someone to go deal with oil changes & dealerships.

Saturday:

I drive to Mossy Nissan to get my oil change which was the only thing i needed to do (take in mind my car only has 17k miles)

(Alright so when I purchased my car i asked to get maintenance added to my price just in case anything dealing with maintenance would be included and i would have no worries yay adulthood.)

Arrives: 11am

So i let the guy know that i have that and hes like alright cool just wait in the waiting room.totes cool.

i sit & wait

11:18

few minutes later this young dude comes by and hes like oh hey miss Osorio just wanted to let you know that you have hit your 15k miles and need to do (blah blah blah)

me: oh ok well im here just for an oil change but if its something that's under my warranty since i have the maintenance package

oh boy: oh yea yea sure sure $250 mumble mumble

me: only if its under my maintenance thing then yes if not then no

oh boy: yea yea mumble mumble

me: ok well i have to be somewhere by 1 pm so will it be done by then?

oh boy: oh yea for sure 

me: ok as long as i don't have to pay anything right now haha ok

oh boy: yea haha ill be back as soon as its ready

me: ok (waits)

.........waiting......

12:00

.......waiting

12:30

waiting and freaking the fuck out

Finally at 1:10 my car is ready and i am so late

Walks to cashier to sign 

cashier: ok your total is $232.74

me: (jaw drops) wait wait what? is this not under my maintenance plan?

Cashier: no that's something different

me: oh no well i told him that if it wasn't under my maintenance to not do it sooooo

Cashier: ok let me talk to my manager

super long story short 

the manager voided off the amount and yelled at the dude

then made him come talk to me

his eyes were red and his hands were shaking

he looked at me and he said "i thought you understood"

and im like "man i told you only if it was under my maintenance plan"

needless to say i felt horrible for the dude

but shit fool i was not gonna drop 232 when i told you over and over so i signed and ran and i never wanna look back until my next oil change

fuck.

#brokegirlproblems

#frugalFelicia

bye girl

Also its May 

how

when 

why 

where

did the time go?

Just booked a hotel for ACL weekend super stoked

so much music, so much fun

ahhhhh

cannot wait till October 

&

cannot wait for #GIRLBOSS

tomorrow!

This girls net worth is $128 million

#getitBitch

Here is an article about her:

Sophia

Check Yo Self

Check Yo Self

Ice Cube

Then if you can, Treat Yo Self

Today i woke up all i kinds of hood

Like my inner hoodrat is like hey girl where yo gold chain today we finna REP IT!

oh ok

Its like that

RUN-DMC

Every morning i check my emails religiously
 (like I'm getting a fat check or something)

I got this one email from H&M 
 guess what they have a SALE

A sale i can only window internet shop 
because i cant have it but i might find a way 
idk how and idk when 
but ill find a way

Here are some of my fave sales that I am totally throwing in my shopping bag and then letting it marinate 
do i really really need that 
and then ill end up talking myself out of buying it 
but ONE will stand out and make 

the cut!

On sale for $20

Sandalettesh&m

Sale $2

Lip Pencilh&m

Sale $5

Gold Leggings
h&m

There's an art show coming up in 2 weeks 

Maybe i should get to painting before it passes right by me 

If anyone finds my inner creative self 

HOLLA

Karen being Karen

Oh and while your at it someone #feedKaren

Feed Me

Bye Bitches