Run...No Don't do it!

I would like to express my feels in gif form on my run yesterday:

It was 104 degrees according to my car 

I thought I was being a boss by running at 5:30pm

(put my shades on)

My socks were high I was feeling it

Started Pretty Confidently

But things changed 10 minutes in

Yet everyone around me was like:

I started seeing things:

like:

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&

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I had to get to my car STAT

and at one point it all looked the same:

Literally did not think i was going to make it

but something inside of me was like:

Made it to my car and it was my biggest accomplishment this year:

Even my homie Leo D Money was waiting for me like:

(i asked for water not champagne LEO)

So note to self wait till the sun goes down! 

& 

#IfIwasARichBitch I would invest in fancy running shenanigans

like a fancy water back pack to keep hydrated AF! maybe even one of those fancy belts with water packs on them.

Also I am about 3 shades darker now:

Still look cute doe.

The End.

It has been a while...

Hey Oh Its Gaby Oh

Last night was eventful!

Went to House of Blues to check out:

 Enanitos Verdes

(video for your pleasure)

 The opening band Slayed

I need to google them now!

 Because the ticket was so rude it didn't even list them. 

You know when the band comes out and is like hey guys we are blablahblah

 I can never seem to catch that part like ever 

Is it a me thing or an everyone thing? Do I have bad ears??

So #ifIwasARichBitch I would so invest in one of those ear things i know im dumb I cant even remember what they are called

Better Idea #IfIwasARichBitch maybe I would invest in college so that I can stop having brain farts

cool, thanks

Rant Over and Out!

Can we talk about how expensive drinks are at HoB like can I take a loan out at the front door before I even come in?? #ifIwasaRichBitch 

Or can the wrist band for 21 and up come with like a small warning letting you know of the stitch indoors, because as soon as you are finally in after sweating your balls off 

(because it is HOT AS BALLS IN HOUSTON right now)

You run to the bar like:

Give me all the booze pleeeeease

Some pics to prove I was there:

 I didnt take any so took them from my friends:

(yea i know my battery life is low #getoffMycaseMom)

(by far the most Lisa frank pic post I have ever put together)

When I got home last night I drunkenly made myself eggs and sausage like a boss.

They were so good I want them again now like right now.

So #ifIwasARichBitch I would have a chef on deck to make me delicious things whenever.

I would come home and be like yo chef make me some Macaroni And Cheese please

 He would be like:

And I would be like:

 and he be like:

and i would be like:

Him:

Me:

The End.