Friday, May 23, 2014

Man its Friday and I wanna sleep for dayssss


Yo Yo Yo
It's Friday

I would love to update you guys on a few things in my life
 but first things first...

Yeah Yeah Yeah's
Rich


Take a look at these wedges that I found on Etsy 
that are totally not my size soooo
but if you are a size 7.5 then be my guest buy them and love them
they will love you back in your IG pictures 

Vintage Leather Wedges

This weekend don't miss out on
Buffalo Bayou's Spring Fair
I will be volunteering so come see my face!
beer.beer,beer



Saturday May 24th 6-9pm

So last weekend the HCWE art show went down at the H
Here are a few things that happened all from my POV



First we arrived to third ward and saw this beauty 

#houston at its finest

All the artsy fartsy's came out to play and it was FUN

#itsnotDioritsGabyoh

You should know I had to improvise since 
I was totally unprepared I had no business cards but I did have
 a gold sharpie and a Dior bag


#gabyoh

#spraypaintinginaction

oh and here is a pic of my friends having a blast
#busted

#getit

Hanging ten
with
#missDior #melissa
Then we left with this view

Houston rocking it at Night



Also before I forget
Kick Ball
is friking BACK!







Kick Ball 
has changed to a new location since
Herman Park has gotten crazy with parking
We will be trying out 
Tanglewood Bark Park
on Bering and Woodway
Holla if you need any extra info 
Sunday May 25th,2014
11am sharp!

(im a punctual wannabe rich bitch, ok)


OMG my sister finds out if shes having a boy or a girl today!

I AM SO EXCITED CAN YOU TELL?

me

When my sister tells me #pregnantgirl things like 
OMG the baby kicked and it feels weird 

this is my reaction face that Scott got down quite well

bae Scott 

SAYONARA BITCHACHOS

Monday, May 5, 2014

weekends be like...

My weekend hueva:

Oh Happy Cinco de Mayo Bitchachos

3BallMTY 
Intentalo

I will be sipping on Dosaritas all night after my run with friends at city center!


So let me just say that
If I was a Rich Bitch 

I would hire someone to go deal with oil changes & dealerships.

Saturday:


I drive to Mossy Nissan to get my oil change which was the only thing i needed to do (take in mind my car only has 17k miles)

(Alright so when I purchased my car i asked to get maintenance added to my price just in case anything dealing with maintenance would be included and i would have no worries yay adulthood.)

Arrives: 11am
So i let the guy know that i have that and hes like alright cool just wait in the waiting room.totes cool.

i sit & wait

11:18
few minutes later this young dude comes by and hes like oh hey miss Osorio just wanted to let you know that you have hit your 15k miles and need to do (blah blah blah)

me: oh ok well im here just for an oil change but if its something that's under my warranty since i have the maintenance package

oh boy: oh yea yea sure sure $250 mumble mumble

me: only if its under my maintenance thing then yes if not then no

oh boy: yea yea mumble mumble

me: ok well i have to be somewhere by 1 pm so will it be done by then?

oh boy: oh yea for sure 

me: ok as long as i don't have to pay anything right now haha ok

oh boy: yea haha ill be back as soon as its ready

me: ok (waits)

.........waiting......

12:00
.......waiting

12:30
waiting and freaking the fuck out

Finally at 1:10 my car is ready and i am so late

Walks to cashier to sign 

cashier: ok your total is $232.74

me: (jaw drops) wait wait what? is this not under my maintenance plan?

Cashier: no that's something different

me: oh no well i told him that if it wasn't under my maintenance to not do it sooooo

Cashier: ok let me talk to my manager

super long story short 

the manager voided off the amount and yelled at the dude

then made him come talk to me
his eyes were red and his hands were shaking
he looked at me and he said "i thought you understood"
and im like "man i told you only if it was under my maintenance plan"

needless to say i felt horrible for the dude
but shit fool i was not gonna drop 232 when i told you over and over so i signed and ran and i never wanna look back until my next oil change
fuck.
#brokegirlproblems
#frugalFelicia

bye girl

Also its May 
how
when 
why 
where
did the time go?

Just booked a hotel for ACL weekend super stoked
so much music, so much fun
ahhhhh

cannot wait till October 
&
cannot wait for #GIRLBOSS

tomorrow!


This girls net worth is $128 million
#getitBitch

Here is an article about her:




Thursday, May 1, 2014

Check Yo Self

Check Yo Self
Ice Cube


Then if you can, Treat Yo Self


Today i woke up all i kinds of hood
Like my inner hoodrat is like hey girl where yo gold chain today we finna REP IT!

oh ok


Its like that
RUN-DMC



Every morning i check my emails religiously
 (like I'm getting a fat check or something)

I got this one email from H&M 
 guess what they have a SALE
A sale i can only window internet shop 
because i cant have it but i might find a way 
idk how and idk when 
but ill find a way
Here are some of my fave sales that I am totally throwing in my shopping bag and then letting it marinate 
do i really really need that 
and then ill end up talking myself out of buying it 
but ONE will stand out and make 
the cut!

On sale for $20
Sandalettesh&m

Sale $2
Lip Pencilh&m

Sale $5
Gold Leggings
h&m

There's an art show coming up in 2 weeks 
Maybe i should get to painting before it passes right by me 

If anyone finds my inner creative self 
HOLLA

Karen being Karen

Oh and while your at it someone #feedKaren

Feed Me


Bye Bitches