Can I hire someone?

Can I hire someone to break my shoes in?

You know the drill:

You are online shopping and you see them and and and they are on sale!

ahhhhhhhh shiiiiiiit

BUY it BITCH

and so the wait begins checking online every second to make sure your package is being

PREPARED 

ON ROUTE

yaaaaas its on the way

then its here!

the moment of truth

yes yes yes

Looking FLY AF

now lets take a few steps

FYAAAAA

You start thinking of all the social events you are gonna flash these bad boys:

but then....

2 minutes into making angels sing things turn

ok ok i got this

"SO i sit for most of the day anyways it will be fine"

It starts to sting so you check things make sure its copacetic

Fuck i Fucked Up I HATE THESE SHOES WHYYYY

SOMEONE GET THE BAND AIDS!!!

(note to self, do not GOOGLE "Hurt Ballerinas feet")

I purposely posted this pic because I almost barfed 

I feel the pain in my bones...
So yea can someone start a business and get the app rolling 
cool
thanks in advance

THE END

My Shoe Dance