Who am I? What am I? Where am I?

This post is actually not as a deep as the title

but when have I ever gotten that deep 

tricked ya!

Before I get into the whole working out shenanigans lets just talk about this movie

It was one of my faves growing up I cant remember if I was in middle school or High School I just remember watching it over and over again and thinking this SHIT is SO STUPID

but I cant stop laughing

it was also disturbing with its gruesome jokes but as a kid 

i was like yolo this shit is funny

So here are some of my fave 

Kung Pow Gifs

(also I am terribly sad that there wasn't a sequel)

First you have the innocent not so innocent bitch

You also have jam packed Cow Fights whaaa

This bitch is always whining tho

lolololol

I have never looked at milk duds the same way

I hope that when I get pregnant one day way later way way later down in life that my kid learns karate in the womb because it will be the future and there will be such a thing

(can someone work on this, cool thanks)

this guy tho, he is my spirit animal

lololol

OK 

That's enough gif's now moving on...

So I haven't worked out in a VERY long time because you know 

shit happens 

life happens, suddenly your like BAE you want some 

XXXXXXL Nachos to go with 

our Netflix marathon of the X FILES?? 

yaaaas bomb dot com

6 seasons later your like of FUCK these pants don't fit

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Its tough man and even more so being a girl 

I go through food phases and a week before my period

 I am a manic and things get weird

So I obviously just finished my period so now I'm back in the

 GAME BITCHES

game on

(blog intensifies with music)

So Women's Elite Boxing here in Houston is super rad 

I always have the best work outs

basically i cant walk the next day or squat to pee 

So yes a great work out 

(also deal ends tomorrow for their $25 for 5 classes

 and the $40 for 8 classes get chu some)

I had to mentally prepare myself all day

I did forget that you cant have heavy food for lunch 

I had spring rolls and sesame chicken

Guilty AF

I mean like i literally had to hold my breath so that I wouldn't puke on the mat

Legit 10 minutes into warm up I was like hold the phone

I looked over at Jessica and she gave me this look like I cannot believe I agreed to do this with you

It was a combination of something like this:

and as I laid there on the mat I couldn't help but to regret all of my life choices

and by life choices i mean grub choices

but you have to start somewhere right

so be the change yo

and this is

Me walking today:

P.S

Don't you wish working out was like this?

Much Fun, Many Lol's