Still drunk at Work Etiquette...Sort of

We have all been there..

right?

I hope so.

This is what happens when you go out drinking on a weekday bitches.

Do it but don't do it

Woke up not feeling like P-Diddy

My get ready routine was like

yep. that'll do it

Walked in to work like:

I got this shit, don't forget to blink

I'm good I'm good.

pretty much dude.

People start asking me questions 

and 

I'm like can we re schedule this talk?

After a night of drinking I always get puffy in the face:

YAOOO

And  I ALWAYS have to shit...

mhmmm

yea everything was still spinning

you are probably like:

Happens to the best of us

SO 

Drink lots of water

STAY HYDRATED

OKAY

Eat Something duh

boss brought us cupcakes today 

Peach Cobbler cupcake had me like:

You got this champ:

Only 21847326423908462079383 hours to go

Also highlight of the night I got to see my BFFFFF

Our HANGS are always like:

+

It was wonderful

Happy Birthday Bitch

The End.

Foot Loose and Veggie Juice

Hash Tags not included.

(just spilled my veggie juice from my lunch all over my ass

 and I smell like BEEF and not in a cute way)

beeeeeeeef

Have you ever danced so HARD 

that your big toe stays numb the whole weekend?

As I am writing this my big toe still feels like I stabbed it with ants

lol ants and aunts can you imaging stabbing your toe with all of your "aunts"

Also I cant type for shit with this long killa nails

so if you are my friend and we text SORRY I make no sense

but here we are living in modern day society struggle

&

don't you dare judge me as you sip your 5 dollar coffee bitches.

(I have to add that just now when i tried to to Ctrl-V this image my control button would not work and then I just heard a loud crunch lolol I either just killed a bug or crunched old food lolololol

Judge away on that!

What an eventful weekend:

Friday:

Me and bae got Coronaritas

They were life

Shout out to La Tapatia on Westheimer and Kirkwood

I always forget to take pictures because my battery life sucks

so here is a pretty good representation of a Coronarita

Courtesy of the internets:

(thanks google images shout out to you too)

Saturday:

Worked all day Partied all night

Went to 8th Wonder Brewery for some pre show beers

I don't know if i should feel proud of this or not but I can drink beer like a champ. Hence #beerGut  

 

There were bands playing 

(Second Lovers played, I have seen them a lot on my FB feed but I had never actually heard them and they were really good, digging the tun-age guys!)

Also there was this one guy that was rocking HARD:

  The whole vibe was good 

My make up was melting away #werk 

I expect nothing less in this 100 degree weather.

Next up was Walters Downtown

Dengue Dengue Dengue and many more.

one of my faves was Gio Chamba

Legit on my top soundcloud list because boy was killing it!

Dude even passed around Pizza during his set

I wish I had pictures but again battery life not cute.

Update I found one pic lol

Gio Chamba

There were a lot of Snapchats that happened tho, Steph and Jess got some really good snaps of the whole thing!

Almost got kicked out because of a misunderstanding lol but Steph held me tight and said:

#SquadGoals

IT WAS CRUNK 

oh and how can I forget about the amazing tacos we had!

BoomBox Taco Truck 

had us believing in everything including aliens.

CHOW DOWN-Jess H

Seriously love these girls

circa 2000

fuck that's a 15 year friendship lolol

Follow them on IG!@ BoomBoxTaco

Speaking of food

I met a fellow blogger she food blogs and you should 

read her blog and follow her on IG

Shout out to Jenna!

@intheloop_htx

https://inthelooptx.wordpress.com/

Sunday:

Made dinner with the fam, learned a thing or two about cooking Salmon chef BoyArPops knows!

yaaaaas

Teriyaki Salmon with Zucchini and Onions topped with toasted sesame seeds

Paired with an Argentine Rose  

Also I had a pick me up smoothie that was kind of disgusting:

I haven't pooped yet so we will see if its a match #poopFace

The End.

Update: Yep.

Nails Nails Nails

First things first bae got me into 

"Lil Dicky"

Dudes raps got me LOLING

So if you are into raps and lol's listen away:

"Lemme Freak"-Lil Dicky

So I have been debating on the nail game

My nails have been bare for a while...I know

Boring AF no personality lol but I got lazy

I've been feeling like a butchy girl so I am ready for a little bit of glam knowmsaying

Like period is almost over and I am READY for the world to see how much of a DAINTY woman I can be!!!

Which we all know isn't true but I have to work extra hard bitches

Anyways the struggle is real when choosing what service you want

Do i want acrylics? or do i want little stubby shellac nails? 

omg omg omg

I work in an office so I gotta feel the momentum when typing

 I cant let acrylics cramp my momentum knowmsaying

soooo I am totally getting acrylics why?

Because they look so DOPE 

and I know I will regret it two days later 

when I cant do shit like wipe my ass lololol

lololol pratt

When I get acrylics:

I'll put my leggings on like:

and accidentally make holes in my clothes

Some are pros 

me not so much

But ill look so fresh!

and you can't forget the nail art!

yea charge me those $3 nail art fees IDGAF 

(in my hulk voice)

I'll walk in to the nail salon like yaaas yaaas yaaas

I'll sit there like:

Hype man will come out like:

because you the queen 

And you will walk around all weekend like:

Appointment Booked!

The End