Day Drinking got me *$%cked up...

As most people I take 

Day Drinking 

seriously but every now and then I tend to fail & fall 

into its evil spell....

Take in mind the day was sunny and just overall

Squad decides: Hey lets go DAY DRINKing 

The first drink of the day 
You sip it like the classy bitch that you were born to be duh

you have one pint after the other: you got this shit right!

The squad decides it will be a great idea to bar hop

and you are like well well well

and then everyone's like

and its all downhill from there

and you start saying dumb shit like:

 &

 you think you the life of the party

the bartender sees this so she offers water lololol and you are like:

Then it just hits you because you obviously mixed it up

its time to go now like right now but leaving turned into:

everything is moving!!! who am i? where am i?

you start to walk thinking you look like:


but you really look like:


your only remedy is to fix it quick before you have to meet your parents for dinner
so you make yourself barf:

and then eat: 


and you make it a little late but you make it

 you swear youll never do it again
and then its Monday and squad hits you up like:

 inviting you to come out because Mondays are rough #amIrite

The End