PERIOD.

This will be tough, rough and all around pretty gross.

But we all have to go through periods.

Even dudes because they are surrounded by us ladies. 

BooYah!

No Doubt- I'm just a girl

Yes I am a dainty flower 

Some dainty flowers have to go through some crazy fucked up periods. My most recent one had me begging for mercy.

Here we go..

(warning shit is about to get real)

One week before my period I get these cravings:

for all the horrible bad things that will 

eventually make me break out

i see you bruh

chocolate is like my bff and i want them all to be my bffs

lololol

also hot cheetos are like the snack of the gods!

I go on this kick of wanting to watch every sad movie known to man kind or known to netflix.

 Shit even trailers/commercials make me cry at this point.

I'm sitting next to bae on the couch like:

Then its finally here, 

first day & I am not even phased:

So I do my NO BABY HERE TODAY DANCE:

but then DAY TWO happens:

day two has got to be my worst day for sure

The pain is excruciating, it feels like:

only picture them being on my ovaries

yea whose the little bitch now guys!

I take pain killers like a boss: Winona style

I get weak in the knees 

I sneeze and have to be very careful:

or else its red rum all over again

and I cant seem to stop shitting either: any one else get the shits?

going to the restroom is like a scene from Dexter:

 

days 4,5,6 and maybe 7 are a breeze 

so don't judge me for being a little crazy

SO cut a girl some slack 

The End.

**girl power**