Thursday, August 6, 2015

Nails Nails Nails

First things first bae got me into 
"Lil Dicky"
Dudes raps got me LOLING
So if you are into raps and lol's listen away:
"Lemme Freak"-Lil Dicky

So I have been debating on the nail game
My nails have been bare for a while...I know
Boring AF no personality lol but I got lazy


I've been feeling like a butchy girl so I am ready for a little bit of glam knowmsaying
When your date is already drunk half way through

Like period is almost over and I am READY for the world to see how much of a DAINTY woman I can be!!!
Which we all know isn't true but I have to work extra hard bitches

Anyways the struggle is real when choosing what service you want
Do i want acrylics? or do i want little stubby shellac nails? 
omg omg omg

I work in an office so I gotta feel the momentum when typing
 I cant let acrylics cramp my momentum knowmsaying

soooo I am totally getting acrylics why?
Because they look so DOPE 
and I know I will regret it two days later 
when I cant do shit like wipe my ass lololol

lololol pratt

When I get acrylics:

I'll put my leggings on like:

and accidentally make holes in my clothes

Some are pros 
me not so much
But ill look so fresh!

and you can't forget the nail art!
yea charge me those $3 nail art fees IDGAF 
(in my hulk voice)

I'll walk in to the nail salon like yaaas yaaas yaaas

I'll sit there like:

Hype man will come out like:

because you the queen 

And you will walk around all weekend like:

Appointment Booked!
The End



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